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Sudden Mass American Enlightenment Puzzles Congress
and Causes National Security Alert
Ignatious O'Reilly
Sott.net
Thu, 01 Apr 2010 00:00 EDT
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A sudden and unexplained mass enlightenment of the US population
leads to jubilant celebrations
Washington - President Obama, U.S. congressmen and their
aides held an emergency four hour-long meeting Wednesday to
decide what action to take to stem a sudden and unprecedented
mass enlightenment of the US population that threatens to
destabilize the Government and create a fiscal crisis.
Millions of citizens jubilantly celebrated their new
awareness as they suddenly realized they have been lied to
all their lives on just about everything by their
psychopathic, conscienceless leaders of major corporations,
government and security agencies.
Residents in all major cities across the United States awoke
Wednesday morning complaining that they were experiencing an
inexplicable mental clarity that was causing them to realize
the way they were about to spend their day was utterly
pointless, a potential health threat and would only add
energy and finances to a powerful wealthy elite that had been
ruling their lives since as long as they could remember.
Congress was thrown into chaos when a majority of staff
decided to simply stop showing up for work until their bosses
resign; in a move of solidarity, energy companies turned off
the power to government buildings and military bases, while
water companies shut down their water supply; repair people
refused to carry out repairs for the politically
well-connected and television network staff refused to report
the lies they are routinely ordered to tell by their editors.
One Chicago resident's report was consistent with many
similar accounts coming in from across the country. Joe, 42
told us how he had become aware of the diversionary, divide
and conquer machinations of the psychopathic oligarchs,
especially in relation to abortion, health care, immigration,
global warming, peak oil, 9/11, fake terrorism, both current
wars and past wars, 'necessary police actions', empire
building and resource plundering, left vs right, evolution vs
creationism, fundamentalists vs everybody else!
"Wow! I sort of felt things weren't right but to suddenly be
able to see the true nature of all the lies we've been
bombarded with by media and Big Government is just
mind-boggling," Joe exclaimed.
"The public seems to have finally understood that they're so
sick and going bankrupt because of the FDA/AMA medical mafia
and Big Pharma's Gestapo death grip over absolutely
everything! I've noticed how food companies, Monsanto and Big
Pharma's share prices have exploded over the past few years,"
said Joe. "I can see it's because they have bought Congress
and have a complete monopoly over our food supply, health and
non-existent consideration for others' well-being."
Reports are flooding in of people deciding to buy or trade
for goods with hand crafters in their own region instead of
shopping at Wal-Mart. Rather than buying GMO foods at the
supermarket chain stores, they've formed co-ops with their
neighbors, bought fresh food in bulk and are getting together
to can foods, smoke meats and pickle vegetables - followed by
a barbecue. Feeling so connected and enthused by that,
ordinary people across the nation are organizing all kinds of
meetings to learn all the old skills that their grandparents
knew that made them independent.
People are leaving the cities in droves and, en masse, have
established themselves on previously restricted government
land. This resulted in a veritable frenzy of house-building
and barn raising parties followed, once again, by barbecues
where home-made pickles were enjoyed by all.
The reasons for the mass-awakening are as yet unclear. One
possible explanation has been given by the U.S. Environmental
Protection Agency where officials have discovered that the
normally high levels of fluoride added to the nation's
drinking water were "accidentally omitted." It's suspected
that workers at water plants are responsible. Government
Health officials have advised all citizens to carry on
working as normal, eat lots of fast-food and stay glued to
their TV sets in the hope that any thoughts generated in
people by seeing the reality of the situation will be
pacified by toxins, apathy and a return to the steady atrophy
of their brains.
Citizens have been urged by the Obama administration to
report anyone they witness behaving in a
non-consumer-capitalist manner to Homeland Security who, with
the help of FEMA, will permanently detain anyone found more
than 5 meters from a Television screen.
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